Tuesday, April 19, 1994

Dad's 80years

Margaret & Maurice Quinton
What follows are some notes (found amongst family memorabilia) that were prepared by Mom, Margaret Ellen Quinton (nee Dixon), on the occasion of Dad's 80th Birthday: Maurice Watson was born on April 19, 1914 and he died September 19th, 2012.  The picture at left is them on holidays in their retirement years.

There was a celebration planned by David and Gail for his 80th birthday with lots of family and friends in Hamilton. But dad fell ill that day, they missed the party and mother never got to make her presentation. What follows are her notes transcribed with minor editing. 

Margaret writes:

These 80 years have come and gone so fast, one wonders where they went. But looking back it's plain to see this: the many tales and facts. 

Your childhood days on the Euphrasia farm were filled with fun and laughter. The golden rule was taught at home by your teachers mom and dad. 

A treasured boy you were to sisters numbered four. A teenage brother, Emerson, your childhood play he missed. A lovely family with siblings numbering six - father Richard (1861-1943), mother Alberta (1874-9133), brother Emerson (1900-1969), and sisters Beatrice (1894-1936), Melba (1905-1999), Olive (1907-2001) and Hilda (1910-2015). 

The three R's of reading, writing, and arithmetic have served you well. Your school, U.S.S. No 1 Walter's Falls, it's tolling Bell and teachers you will recall — Miss Mark and Mabel Curry. Classmates too: William Lemon, Morell Acheson, and Morris Laycock. The Catechism you were taught at St Philips Sunday School. To church you went and served through the years in one office or another: Warden, Vestry Clerk, Treasurer, and Cemetery Board. 

Maurice and I were married June 11, 1938 and we raised seven children through laughter and tears. We are blessed today with 10 grandchildren and two great-grandchildren. Three grandsons have the Quinton name; Darren, Andrew, and Paul. May God bless them with a few male children to carry on the Quinton name, God knows we've done our part. 

This story I'm telling is all very true so I'm telling it to you so you can remember it too. 

Ellen (1938), the oldest. The apple of her daddy's eye. "I want my daddy!" were her cries on a sleepover at the Pitts' home in Meaford. And I need to check it when I put on her mittens — check it to see if the thumb was in the right place!

Larry (1940) was "John boy" and often followed his grand dad into Walter's Falls for the mail — a one mile walk. He showed his love with a whack on your back. 

Tony (1945) was the "bread box" invader in your home or ours. Mishaps follow him: as a child he had a near accident at the farm in New Hamburg and late, as an adult, at Walter's Falls there was an apple elevator accident. 

David (1947) followed Dad's truck two (2) miles out the Markdale road and was thankfully picked up and returned home. He tried to keep his friend John Hallman in high school and did his homework for him but couldn't write his exams. David was a great help in the house for mother. 

Reg (1952) always called "Rambling Reg". A small child, he could be found any place in the village of Walter's Falls. He was sent home one day by William Tindale. He says he still likes to travel and carry Kate's bags.

Dale (1954) had a motorcycle accident in Meaford and an appendix operation when he was younger. He told stories in the hospital that he had heard his Dad tell, other patients asked where he had heard them. He always wanted to be a policeman.

Paul (1958) tugged at my shirt and said, "You'll not cry when I go off to college or university". I didn't, I just fell apart and landed up in hospital. Paul was always interested in growing things; from when he was a cub and grew an onion. He was always a caring boy, but gave his parents some concern over some of his childhood friends. There were some poor report cards in public school; but, he was a top scholar in the schools he attended afterwards.

These notes transcribed 2021/04/23 with the help of Google Voice. Filed in my blog for the time around Dad's 80th birthday.

Dad's 80th

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My brother older David and his wife Gail had arranged a big party in Hamilton to celebrates Dad's 80th birthday (April 19, 1994). We had lots of family and friends from near and far at a dinner in a nearby restaurant and then gathered at their home for more food, conversation and laughs.

Dad, unfortunately, could not be there! Throughout his life he had stomach problems. And when they were acting up he was very uncomfortable and a bear to be around. This was one of those occasions.

The photo album at left captures some of the family and friends who attended. There are are some funny pictures of the younger kids salivating over the cake. One of the photos has John McKessock having a heated conversation with a virtual Maurice Quinton.

For the occasion  Kate and I wrote a song which follows. It's to the tune of "Comin' 'Round the Mountain" and, while far too long, was written to appeal to the kiddies.

Maurice's 80th Birthday Song

Oh we'll all go out to greet him when he comes. Hi Moe! (wave)
Oh we'll all go out to greet him when he comes. Hi Moe!
Oh we'll all go out to greet him,
And we'll all hug and  kiss him.
Oh we'll all go out to greet him when he comes.
Hi Moe!

He'll be comin' along with Maggie when he comes. Hi Folks! (wave again)
He'll be comin' along with Maggie when he comes. Hi Folks!
He'll be comin' along with Maggie,
And a herd of seven children.
He'll be comin' along with Maggie when he comes.
Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

Oh Maggie will bake an apple pie when he comes. Yum Yum! (rub your tummy)
Oh Maggie will bake an apple pie when he comes. Yum Yum!
Oh Maggie'll bake an apple pie,
A mock apple pie!
Oh Maggie will bake an apple pie when he comes.
Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

Oh he'll have a great big family when he comes. Lotsa Kids! (open arms wide)
Oh he'll have a great big family when he comes. Lotsa Grandkids!
The whole fam-damnily,
Are so proud to be his family.
Oh he'll have a great big family when he comes.
Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

We'd climb in bed on Sundays oh what fun! Snuggle Snuggle! (hug yourself - or someone nearby!)
We'd climb in bed on Sundays oh what fun! Snuggle Snuggle!
Oh we'd pile in bed on Sundays,
With someone wedged in sideways,
Until mom hit the floor on her bum!
Ker Plunk! (drop hands) Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! 
Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

He went fishing with the boys when he was young. Splish Splash! (stomp your feet)
He went fishing with the boys when he was young. Splish Splash!
He went fishing with the boys,
And deer hunting with the guys.
But never caught nothin' way back then.
No surprise! (roll your eyes) Ker Plunk! Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! 
Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

He'll be telling lots of jokes when he comes. Hee Haw! (make face smile)
He'll be telling lots of jokes when he comes. Hee Haw!
He'll be telling naughty jokes,
And taking lots of pokes.
He'll be telling lots of jokes when he comes.
Hee Haw! No surprise! Ker Plunk! Lotsa Kids! 
Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

He'll be cursing governments when he comes. Damn Tories! (wag your finger)
He'll be cursing governments when he comes. Damn Grits!
He'll be cursing governments,
He'll be having real fits.
But he can't live without 'em when it's done.
Damn Reds! Hee Haw! No surprise! Ker Plunk! 
Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

Oh we'll have an argument when he comes. Metric System! (shake your fist)
Oh we'll have an argument when he comes. Preserve English!
Oh we'll have an argument,
And some coffee when we're spent.
Oh we'll have an argument when he comes.
Women Priests! (pray) Damn Reds! Hee Haw! No surprise! 
Ker Plunk! Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! 
Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

He'll be driving a green Kenworth when he comes. Gear Down! (gear down)
He'll be driving a green Kenworth when he comes. Gear Down!
He'll be driving a green Kenworth,
He'll be swervin' in life's highway.
He'll be driving a green Kenworth when he comes.
Gear Down! Women Priests! Damn Reds! Hee Haw! 
No surprise! Ker Plunk! Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! 
Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

He'll be bringing Cai and Kane when he comes. Where's Gran? (look around)
He'll be bringing Cai and Kane when he comes. Where's Gran?
He'll be bringing Cai and Kane,
And be settin' off to London.
But he's forgettin' Gran at home when he comes.
Turn Back! (point behind) Gear Down! Women Priests! Damn Reds! 
Hee Haw! No surprise! Ker Plunk! Lotsa Kids! 
Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

He worries about his children when they come. So Glum! (sad face)
He worries about his children when they come. So Glum!
He worries about his children,
And his children's children's children.
He worries about his children when they come.
So Glum! Turn Back! Gear Down! Women Priests! 
Damn Reds! Hee Haw! No surprise! Ker Plunk! 
Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe! 

We'll have a big party when he's 80. Happy Birthday! (clap clap)
We'll have a big party when he's 80. Happy Birthday!
We'll have a big party,
And he'll tell lots of stories.
We'll have a big party when he&'s 80.
Happy Birthday! So Glum! Turn Back! Gear Down! 
Women Priests! Damn Reds! Hee Haw! No surprise! Ker Plunk! 
Lotsa Kids! Yum Yum! Hi Folks! Hi Moe!

BIG CHEER!!!

This note and photo album collected during the COVID-19 crisis of 2021.